If you’re not entirely sure what a donkey is, just think of the last time someone called your all-in check-raise with bottom pair and hit trips on the river. Got that player in your head? That’s class-A donkey for you. They make terrible plays, awful bets and absolutely ludicrous calls. They can be infuriating to play against, but over time, of course, they’ll be giving you chips and cash hand over fist. Learn what it is that makes your donkey start racing and flash a carrot or brandish a stick accordingly... THE FLUSH DONKEY

The flush donkey loves suited cards. So much so that pretty much any two will do.