Playwize runs a real-money online site but has also released this ‘fun’ version on the PS2 in time for Christmas.

In it, you take your customised character round a casino where you can play Roulette, Baccarat, Craps, slots and video poker.

But you’ll ignore all that and head to the poker room where you can play rubbish poker with 3D characters that make dodgy calls.

Like the one with 10-8 against our all-in with Aces on a board showing 3-3-9-9-J. If you want a game for the kids get World Championship Poker 2 instead.