Lederhosen, bratwurst and more wench cleavage than you can shake a frosted two-pint beer mug at. Has Guerrilla Poker gone German? Nein! We’re at the Frankfurt Christmas market, deep in the centre of… erm, Birmingham.

This month our challenge is to turn the sweetest person in comedy, Lucy Porter, into a hard-assed hustler. Should be a breeze compared to the heckling she’s used to. Getting off to a flying start, Matt, a product designer, slaps a fiver down and attempts to unnerve Lucy with talk of his latest invention. Handcuffs for psychos anyone? We’ll take a pair.

Five hands in, Lucy makes a pre-flop raise with K-Q.