Plays on: PokerStars
Games played: 4,823
Av. ROI: -12%
Total profit: -$564,069

This graph is incredible, not just for its consistency, but also for the amounts that are involved. In a run of almost 5,000 games, moumouth has conspired to lose over $550,000, and he’s done it almost exclusively in fairly high stakes heads-up matches. Of the games he’s played, 3,981 are heads-up, and 2,520 of them are for stakes between $600 and $2,000. There’s only one explanation for such a disastrous record and it’s this: moumouth has money. A lot of money.