White Hart Lane is a funny sort of place. Outside the Spurs ground it’s like downtown Mogadishu; inside there’s a main executive suite named after loyal but unremarkable defender Gary Mabbutt. Now, what’s that they said about the beautiful game?

Today, however, there’s an unprecedented degree of glamour in the Mabbutt suite. Black-suited Liverpool legend Alan Hansen is here to talk about football management, rather apt given his recent role in computer game LMA Manager 2006: he does the gaffer’s voice-over in trademark Scots burr. Not that the suave Hansen has ever managed a football team of any description in real life, you understand, but more of that later.